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Episode Synopsis "An Episode You Can't Refuse"
Kids are hard. I mean, they're actually soft. Like, physically soft. And I don't understand how. They run around non-stop. I literally never see my kids stop running. You'd think they'd be in peak physical condition with all that exercise, but they aren't. I sometimes do that Pillsbury Doughboy tummy poke to them, and, I gotta be honest, they are super squishy in the middle. Not a single ab in sight, much less a six pack. They're mentally soft too. Have you ever put a kid in a situation where they have to use their wits to survive? If I dropped my kids in the middle of a remote jungle, I'd never see them again. When I said, "Kids are hard," what I meant was that it's hard to raise kids. You have to feed them 3 times a day and protect them 24 hours a day and keep them from impaling themselves with scissors every time they think it's just, like, the greatest idea in the world to start running around on their pudgy uncoordinated legs with a sharp, metal, pointy thing in their hand. Like I said, mentally soft. Anyway, I love my kids. Here's an episode about them.
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