Ep. 12 I'm Too Old For This Shit

19/02/2025 59 min Temporada 1 Episodio 12
Ep. 12 I'm Too Old For This Shit

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Unhinged Memoirs PodcastEpisode Title: “I’m Too Old for This Shit”*In this episode of Unhinged Memoirs, we’re embracing our inner grumpy grandmas and declaring what we’re officially too old to tolerate. From chaotic group texts that drain our souls to the soul-crushing small talk we refuse to fake anymore—we’re airing it ALL out.We’ll break down: • Why group texts should come with a mute button and a warning label. • The bad fashion choices we left behind (and the ones that haunt us in old photos). • How staying out late is a personal attack on our mental health. • The fact that closure is overrated—because guess what? Sometimes the closure is simply not caring anymore. • And why small talk is the conversational equivalent of a dial-up internet connection: slow, painful, and unnecessary.Buckle up, grab your beverage of choice (because we’re too old for cheap drinks, too), and prepare for a no-filter rant session that’ll have you shouting, “SAME!” from your car, couch, or wherever you hide from social obligations.Call-to-Action: • Follow & Subscribe: Don’t miss an episode—hit that follow button! • Share Your Unhinged Moments: DM us your “I’m too old for this sh*t” rants on Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, X and TikTok • Leave a Review: Because we’re too old to beg, but we’d really appreciate it.Episode Quote of the Day:“The closure is me not giving a shit”