JB Warns Erin, "Prepare To Be Humiliated"

05/01/2026 16 min
JB Warns Erin, "Prepare To Be Humiliated"

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 🤔 “Have you ever faced a moment so humbling, you just had to laugh—and then share it with the world?” This episode of The JB and Sandy Show is a rollercoaster of relatable embarrassment, Texas pride, and unforgettable local stories. Sandy and JB return from a brief break, immediately diving into the hilarity of resale shop humiliation—where JB’s wife braves Buffalo Exchange only to be told, “We don’t want this. We recommend you set it on fire when you get home.” The hosts riff on the universal experience of trading in beloved items for pennies, sharing laughs about Half Price Books and the bittersweet reality of decluttering. 📚 The conversation turns to childhood memories, with Tricia recalling her accidental fame as “Trivia Williams” in a small-town Georgia newspaper. The hosts celebrate the charm of local news, from blue ribbons at the fair to kids’ first deer hunts. 🦌 The heart of the episode is Sandy’s proud dad moment: his daughter Landry’s first deer hunt near Johnson City. The story is packed with tradition, humor, and a dash of Texas grit—chasing Landry around the truck to dab deer blood on her face, sparing her the infamous “bite out of the heart,” and reflecting on the lessons learned through ROTC gun safety. “For those of you that are animal lovers, I’m sorry, this is not a comfortable conversation, but it just dropped right there, right where it was standing. It was over.” 🥤 The show also features a legendary encounter with the founders of Yeti coolers—before they were famous—at a charity skeet shoot, and a surprise giraffe kiss at the Texas Disposal Systems animal rescue. “He had a carrot in my mouth and then it came out and took the carrot right out of my mouth. Unbelievable.”✨ Memorable Quotes:“Prepare yourself to be humiliated.”“We don’t want this. We recommend you set it on fire when you get home.”“Llama Llama Red Pajama. Ludacris rapped Llama Llama Red Pajama.”“I had to shame her into doing it. She had no choice.”“He had a carrot in my mouth and then it came out and took the carrot right out of my mouth.”🎧 Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the show, this episode is packed with laughter, Texas traditions, and the quirky moments that make Austin unique. Don’t miss the stories of embarrassment, triumph, and the unexpected—plus a call to cherish your own local memories. Call-to-Action 👉 If you enjoyed this episode, subscribe now, leave us a review, and share it with your friends! Your support helps us keep the stories coming and grow our Austin community. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok at @JBsandyATX for more behind-the-scenes fun. What’s your most embarrassing or triumphant local moment? Share it with us!