Legit reasons to break up with someone

1. They snore like tractors

If you don’t beat them to it and be the first one to fall asleep, you might as well not bother going to bed. Worse if they start talking in their sleep, calling Nelson’s name, when just the other day she told you not to worry about Nelson, because he is just a friend.

2. They have a ‘just a friend.’

Yes. You know every girl has a male friend who can tell them in their face that the blue dress they love makes them look fat and suffer no consequences? I knooow! That guy is called Nelson and she will dream about him. Or your man who has a female friend who knows he does not like fruits? Hiyo imeenda.

3. They call Chapo, Japo

Jelegat is that you? How can you move forward in love and in harmony when they call chapo, Jabo? Leave that Kemboi. okay, don’t, that will be kale-cism. As in racism, but for Kalenjins.

4. They only shower when the spirit talks to them

Yes. We have people who have a very wanting relationship with water, and they deserve to be alone or date each other. Imagine dem yako or chali yako anapiga passport Monday to Thursday. Shower on Friday. Skip Saturday and pray for cleanliness on Sundays.

The list goes on and on, but you have to listen to the podcast for not legit reasons to break up with someone, but petty reasons. Someone, we won’t mention who, broke up with someone because they refused to tickle them in the ass with a feather.

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