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Episode Synopsis
American people just don't have the heart to blame the Congress for the government shutdown, even though it destroys 'nonessential' government employees' self-esteem and ruins American people's fun in monitoring suicidal pandas. Meanwhile, scientists believe that human beings should not have been awakened, and in that case Eric Clapton's new 87-minute version of "Layla" may have made a perfect lullaby.
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