Listen "Superheroes, Side Hustles, and Slip-Ups: The Human Side of Heroism"
Episode Synopsis
"Super Zeroes: Heroic Day Jobs & Bloopers" is a program that explores **superheroes by night, who are also slackers by day**, implying they have "hilariously mundane" day jobs. The show is hosted by **Jack (Host 1)** and **Ryan (Host 2)**.The program includes several segments:* **Introduction and General Premise**: * It begins with **sound effects of a traffic jam and car horns**. * **Batman is heard grumbling**, saying, "I've got the Joker to catch and this guy's doing 40 in the fast lane?!". * Jack welcomes listeners to "Super Zeroes," describing the concept as "superheroes by night, slackers by day". * Ryan adds that "even superheroes need a side hustle," giving the example of **Spider-Man walking dogs**, which he humorously calls "'paws' for a cause!".* **Segment 1: Super Day Jobs**: * Jack asks Ryan about Superman's day job. * Ryan reveals **Superman's day job is a roofer**, noting he already has "the ladder thing covered with his strength!". * Jack then asks about Wonder Woman's day job. * Ryan states **Wonder Woman is a personal trainer**, remarking that "no one would skip leg day with her".* **Segment 2: Sketches**: * A pre-recorded sketch plays featuring **sound effects of a yoga class**. * An instructor tells the Hulk, "Downward-facing dog, Hulk... smaller roar please". * **Hulk responds by roaring softly**, saying, "HULK SMASH... inner peace".* **Segment 3: Audience Calls**: * Jack invites the audience to call in with their favorite superhero day job ideas. * The call-in number provided is **555-MEET-HERO**. * Pre-recorded caller voice notes are played.* **Segment 4: Superhero Day Job Interviews**: * Another pre-recorded sketch plays, set with **office sound effects**. * An interviewer asks Captain America, "So, Captain America, why apply for librarian?". * **Captain America responds**, "I enjoy quiet, orderly environments... and shielding kids from loud noises".* **Segment 5: Wrap Up**: * Jack thanks listeners for tuning in, reiterating the show's theme of "superheroes by night, hilariously mundane by day". * Ryan invites listeners to "Join us next time on 'Super Zeroes' – same super time, same super channel!". * The segment concludes with **superhero theme music fading out**.* **Outro Script with Bloopers**: * The outro begins with **sound effects of studio laughter and superhero theme music fading in and out**. * Jack (Host 1) declares, "That's a wrap – almost...". * **Bloopers clips are played**: * **Hulk is heard roaring**, then saying, "HULK SMASH... wait wrong script!". * **Captain America says**, "Shielding kids from... uh... what was the question?". * **Batman is heard yawning** and saying, "I've got the Joker to catch and... (yawns) zzz...". * Ryan (Host 2) encourages listeners to "Tune in next time for more superhero shenanigans!". * The show ends with **superhero theme music playing until the end**.
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