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Episode Synopsis
ACT 1: DEREK’S SIDE Guest: Derek (the dater)Host introduces Derek.Derek explains:He took Tori to P.F. Chang’s.Everything went great — good food, nice talk, walked her to her door.He hasn’t heard from her since.“I was a complete gentleman — nothing weird happened.”Hosts express curiosity and sympathy.Tease that Tori is on hold and ready to tell her side. ACT 2: TORI’S SIDEGuest: Tori (the date)Hosts bring Tori on.Tori hesitantly joins (“I can’t believe I’m doing this”).She explains:Date was great until the end.As they were walking out, holding hands, Derek blew snot out of his nose onto the ground.“No tissue. Just plugged one nostril and fired.”Hosts react with a mix of shock and humor (“Oh no, no, no, no, no!”).Tori continues:Derek laughed afterward.Tried to hold her hand again.She was totally turned off.Hosts summarize:“So you ghosted him… because of the farmer’s blow.” Tori: “Yes. 100%.”ACT 3: CONFRONTATIONGuests: Derek & Tori togetherDerek rejoins the call.Hosts recap what Tori said.Derek defends himself:“That’s ridiculous! It’s just a farmer’s blow.”“Athletes do it all the time — football, baseball, soccer!”Tori fires back:“That’s disgusting. Especially on a first date.”Hosts mediate, adding humor:“We’re calling this ‘Snotgate 2025.’”Attempt at reconciliation:Host asks if Tori would give him another chance.Tori: “Absolutely not.”Derek: “I don’t want to date someone intolerant.”Hosts wrap up the call: “Well, looks like we won’t have a second date here.” ACT 4: HOSTS’ REACTION & DEBRIEFHosts react to what just happened:“Why do guys have to be so gross at the worst times?”“Who does a snot rocket while holding hands?!”Brief debate:Host 1: “Maybe his nose was running!”Host 2: “He could’ve gone back inside for a tissue!”Add humor and relatable commentary:“Imagine a toddler stepping in that later — that’s nightmare fuel.”Wrap up with a moral or takeaway:“Word to the wise: keep your farmer’s blows for the field, not your first date.”See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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