My One Piece of Advice to Humanity

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Episode 25
4/24/2022
Listener Feedback
What is something funny that has happened to you?
Dr. Greene: There was a mildly humorous tale which gave me my scar on my forehead. It was break time in my first year of Infants School (aged 4/5) and I was having a race on the school playground. For some reason during this race, I decided not to turn around a corner and instead ran at full speed into a fence. This was an entirely wooden fence except for a couple of metal bars which supported a gate. Of course, it was the metal bar which I had to run into. I completely cut open my forehead and was bleeding enough to warrant a trip to the hospital. Rather than calling an ambulance, the school decided to phone my Mum to take me to A&E. My Mum was at work at the time and could not drive so she needed to phone my Nan to pick her up. However, my Nan also doesn't drive and my Grandad was also at work so my Nan had to phone my Aunt for a lift. So my Aunt picked up my Nan then my Mum and then me and we finally made it to the hospital. No serious damage was done other than a bloody school uniform and a lasting story.
Richard Mincey: My most embarrassing and Hilarious story is, when my best friend Ed and I went to use the bathroom, at a local Mexican restaurant. Somebody was using the stall and we were using the urinals. Homeboy in the stall let out a tiny fart. Edward looked at me and said in a lady voice ooooh. We both busted out laughing, pee went everywhere. I don’t know if you tried peeing while laughing but it’s hard lol. I ran out of that bathroom crying laughing, then ran back in because I forgot to wash my hands. Seriously could not stop laughing, the whole time we were there.
Kelly Daniels: I give up… my funny isn’t PG enough 😑
Carter Scottland Allen: Too many embarrassing moments
-ran into a dump truck on a bike + got concussed
-2nd degree burn on my feet and butt from a bathtub
-Stitches from scooter hitting me in eyebrow
-Mascot fight with another Mascot (Potato vs Eagle)
Emile Nightshade: A few years ago, I had an unfortunate accident with our cat. My wife and I had turned in for the night and I was apparently sound asleep. Now, our cat slept with us in bed and she’d normally be calm, however, on this particular night, she wasn’t. My wife was trying to get our cat to calm down and settle in. After a lot coaxing, my wife decided to pull her closer (our cat was pretty cool with us manhandling her), yet this time, she wasn’t and she started backing away from my wife. The more my wife struggled to pull her closer, the further our cat backed away. She backed up so much that she rear-ended my face with her butt. Her tail did not cushion the collision of butthole and nose as that was up in the air like a radio antenna. Naturally, I woke up from this with a weird smell in my nose and the first thing I asked was: “Why do I smell sh*t?”
Question of the Week
If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be? Kindly live with no regrets
Stuff I Watched This Week
Finished Sweet Tooth (3)
Halo - episode 5
Moon Knight
Started Peace Maker
Games I Played
TCG
Pokemon Shield - all gyms complete
Cyberpunk…I’m out
Tunic…meh
Days Gone
Other Stuff and Things

Reselling and a trigger I’ve discovered on Whatnot
Card collecting
Beckett…first field trip