Twenty new hires (nothing else worth mentioning) stats dumpster fire (but it's not worth questioning) It's all great news, we're a reorg awayfrom profitabilityOffice is quiet (for more focused energy)Desks may be empty (but that's just efficiency)Pivoting excellence, disrupting space A Ted talk smile on my faceGreat news, great news, everything's fantastic Our growth is organic (and our cuts are so drastic) Great news, great news, we're ahead of the curve ignore the layoffs, it's the success we deserveNo raises this quarter, but think of the pride you'll feel No bonuses to distract from our purpose so real retirement matching? That's old-fashioned thinking, friend We're investing in your growth (that's where the benefits end)Reorg departments (bringing synergistic flow)Everyone's quitting (that's a signal of greatness)Investors are running, surely you knowthat means profit -buhdum-ching-Great news, great news, everything's fantastic Our growth is organic (though our cuts are quite drastic) Great news, great news, we're ahead of the curve ignore the layoffs, it's the success we deserve

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