Green Bull with Anti-Space Trash Texan

22/09/2025 14 min

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Only 67 days until Good Morning America and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade — and the Space Trash Force just expanded to TEXAS!This week, Mike welcomes Augustus Allen of Belverde, TX, the very first Lone Star listener. They talk small-town pride, stop signs, Canyon Lake boats, and why Bel Verde is the “Front Porch of Texas.”PLUS:A sponsorship attempt with a local pizza bar 🍕Listener reactions to last week’s Brad Pitt ambush 🎬A mascot idea that’s part Joe Dirt, part alien 👽Comedy updates and upcoming Seattle shows 🎤The mission is simple: collect one piece of space trash. But we’ll need Texas-sized determination to get there.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy⏱️ Breakdown00:00 – Opening Tidbits 01:22 – Meet Augustus Allen of Belverde, Texas 02:38 – The “Front Porch of Texas” 04:03 – Recruiting 5,500 Neighbors to the Mission 04:45 – Boats, Caverns, & Pizza in Canyon Lake 05:33 – “Never Give Up” 06:01 – Reflecting on Brad Pitt’s Ambush Interview 07:01 – Mascot Pitch 08:01 – Pizza Place Sponsorship Attempt 10:46 – Comedy Highlights & Upcoming Shows 12:00 – Dave Wester & Adam Tiller Preview 13:38 – Posters and Pasta 13:56 – Closing Words