Brad Pitt Might Be Earth’s Only Chance!!

12/09/2025 15 min

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Episode Synopsis

We finally landed Brad Pitt… kind of. In this week’s episode of Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project, I sit down with “Bradley Pitt” to talk about space trash, dropping out of Mizzou with 2 credits left, and whether Meet Joe Black deserves to be launched into orbit forever.There’s also a lasagna-eating dog, a debate over buying space suits on Etsy, and a bold new plan: introducing our official mascot… Jelly Eagle.We’ve only got 79 days until the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Is this the moment that puts us on Good Morning America? Or is this all just an absurd, intergalactic joke?🔥 Don’t miss it. Subscribe and join the mission: Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedyBreakdown:00:00 – Opening Tidbits01:08 – Bradley Pitt Saves Humanity01:23 – First Rule of Fight Club02:33 – Moneyball Math vs. Space Trash04:02 – Oscars, Humanitarian Work & Who’s the Real Hero?05:21 – Brad’s Dog Eats a Whole Lasagna 🍝06:42 – Will Brad Be Forgotten When I’m Famous?07:23 – Which Brad Movie Should Become Space Trash? 08:06 – We Actually Interviewed Brad Pitt (Kind Of)08:28 – The Children’s Book: Colleen Goes to Space09:21 – 13 Days Left to Hit 50 States11:40 – Enter: The Jelly Eagle Mascot 🦅12:54 – Emerald City Comedy Club’s Up Next Showcase14:22 – Splish Splash in the Space Trash Bucket