Listen "(music) (5 hours) #1455 Let me bore you to sleep"
Episode Synopsis
💤 "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" - Oct 6, 2025 Host: Jason NewlandTheme: A personal and meandering bedtime monologue designed to lull listeners to sleep through gentle, low-energy rambling.🐶 Opening MomentsJason welcomes listeners to his podcast and introduces himself.His dog, Vinnie, features immediately with whining for more sausages.The tone is light, cozy, and conversational from the start.📅 What Day Is It Again?Jason muses on the day—confirms it is Monday, Oct 6, 2025, even though he initially questions it.He introduces the theme of the day: Website promotion.🌐 Website & Review UpdatesJason shares he's been working on:Collecting comments and reviews from YouTube and Facebook to post on his website.He estimates 250+ reviews now on the site.Mentions humorous fake review by "Vinnie" complaining that Jason ignores him.🙏 Shoutouts & Thank YousThanks Paul for a kind PayPal donation.Shoutouts to Laura, Christine, and others from his community for their support and feedback.Encourages listeners to submit questions for the upcoming Q&A Friday (Oct 10, 2025).📊 Website Analytics & Facebook AdsSets up analytics on his website for the first time.Is pleasantly surprised to learn people are visiting.Launches two Facebook ads:To promote his podcast website.To promote the "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" Facebook group.Shares early results:A few dozen views but no link clicks yet.Ads cost about 34–44 pence so far.📱 Reflections on Tech & Social MediaTalks about getting locked out of Facebook while setting up the ads.Surprised by Facebook group engagement increase (451%).Frustrated by trying to find old comments over 7 years of posts.Discusses using insights and stats from his Facebook group and website.🍦 Food, Ice Cream, and Yogurt RantsDiscusses cravings for chocolate, Cornettos, and strawberry yogurt.Shares quirky stories about feeding Vinnie bits of ice cream.Recalls pouring yogurt on his own head in a vlog during a “manic” 2011 phase.📱 Android vs AppleGave away a relatively new Android phone to a neighbor.Staunchly prefers iPhones and doesn’t want to relearn Android.💬 Reflections on YouTube & ViewershipReminisces about spending £200 on YouTube ads years ago and being banned.Feels his format doesn’t quite match the YouTube “style” but keeps uploading podcasts there.🤓 Commentary on Online CultureShares humorous gripes about:AI-generated Facebook posts & Quora content.People complaining about music or background noises in his podcasts.Strange questions and spam on the internet.💘 Work-Based Relationships & Dating Tales A significant portion is a long, nostalgic reflection on past romantic relationships and workplace crushes:Shares numerous stories of asking women out at work, most ending in rejection.One notable story about being asked out by a former counselling client, which he declined due to ethics.Discusses feelings of missed connections, awkward elevator moments, and office gossip.Emphasizes the emotional risks and awkwardness of workplace romance.🤡 Humor & SarcasmJason consistently mixes self-deprecating humor and sarcasm, even in mundane moments (e.g., admiring his own fart jokes or calling Vinnie a “cheeky monkey”).Regularly breaks into playful voices or pretends to be other characters.💡 Random Psychology “Facts”Reads and jokes about supposed “interesting psychological facts” found online.Examples: “Looking at someone's mouth means they want to kiss you” or “opposites don't attract.”Uses them as a springboard for philosophical reflection and more personal stories.🧠 Mental Health & Counselling InsightsJason shares past experiences working as a counsellor.Reflects on:Ethical responsibilities.Emotional challenges of ending client relationships.How mental health services dried up due to lack of funding.His own regret about missed romantic opportunities.🎤 Closing ThoughtsEncourages self-kindness:"Be kind to yourself, because you do deserve to be happy. Be gentle with yourself. You deserve to feel safe."Ends with a warm sign-off: “Lots of love, bye.”🧘♂️ Overall Vibe This is classic Jason Newland:Wandering, relaxed storytelling.Warm humor and introspection.No pressure, no agenda—just soothing human connection through meandering thought.
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