"#1446 Whisper – Let me bore you to sleep – 30th September 2025"Duration: 48 minutes, 15 secondsHost: Jason Newland🔗 View Full Transcript🧠 Overall Theme This episode is a classic Jason Newland ramble: part gentle ASMR, part observational comedy, part stream-of-consciousness storytelling. It’s soothing, meandering, and filled with quirky personal anecdotes meant to lull the listener into a peaceful state of relaxation. 📚 Summary by Sections🌅 Opening & Mood Setting (0:00–4:00)Jason begins around 5am, mentioning he's tired and has a slight headache.He humorously speculates that his dog, Vinny, might be punching him in his sleep.Announces he has a call scheduled with his mental health nurse and jokes about the potential for being discharged if he misses it.📦 The Great Post Office Adventure (4:00–20:00)He needs to deposit money to pay bills.Struggles mentally with leaving the house, finally books a taxi.Shares a comical interaction with the taxi service operator: jokes about why they need to ask where he's going and riffs on the idea of taking a cab to Iraq.Engages in a whimsical back-and-forth about where he’s from, jokingly offering his life story instead of just giving his address.Adds absurd details like being asked how many nipples he has (as part of a “survey”).👵 Family Memories & Cake Philosophy (20:00–25:00)Fondly reminisces about his stepmother’s birthday and her cake-baking.Reflects on how simple kindness like baking a cake can go a long way.Humorously considers asking neighbors for cake at 3am as a “social experiment.”📞 Phone Calls & Good News (25:00–30:00)A friend he recently helped (who was previously homeless) calls to share good news: he’s secured housing thanks to the money Jason gave him.Jason is touched and proud that the support was used constructively.Also shares that his dad’s treatment was successful – he got good health news from his step-mum via text.🏪 The Post Office Escapade (30:00–36:00)Recounts arriving at a mini-post office inside a shop.Has a slightly absurd interaction with a confused staff member about whether he really needs post office services.More lighthearted banter about stats, prune juice, and awkward customer service vibes.A lengthy riff about prunes vs. plums and how Adam and Eve wouldn’t have eaten plums because they’re gross (to him).🚕 Taxi Mix-up (36:00–40:00)After leaving the shop, he nearly gets into the wrong taxi—mistaking a driver with long hair and a beard for his bald, bubble-pipe-blowing actual driver.Describes the moment of mutual understanding that his driver does not want to talk and just wants to complete the trip in silence.📺 Interrupted Big Brother Time (40:00–46:00)Shares frustration at a neighbor who interrupted his “Big Brother” viewing by asking to borrow cash in exchange for a bank transfer.Takes Vinny for a walk to meet them and help out.This derails his TV watching, forcing him to rewatch the episode later on a different channel.Decides from now on, he will mute his phone during “Big Brother” unless it’s a family emergency.🫖 Closing Thoughts (46:00–48:15)Talks about ordering groceries.Mentions his plan for breakfast (Ready Brek and tea).Signs off gently, reminding listeners to be kind to themselves and that they deserve happiness.💡 Tone & StyleGentle, rambling, humorous.A blend of cozy storytelling and light absurdism.Filled with quirky side thoughts, digressions, and dry wit.✨ Highlights & Quotables"Charity starts at home… never understood that.""Do you go to a kebab shop and ask, 'Do you sell kebabs?'""I’m not saying I’m like diarrhea, but you don’t want to keep thinking about it once it’s over.""You can’t get juice out of a prune… or was it a plum?"

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