Robots are racing. Volcanoes are erupting. The Ice Bucket Challenge is back—and Ray wants to kiss a homeless man to cure leprosy.In this episode of KUMP, Ray & Lucie unpack:– The world’s first humanoid robot marathon– A ride that turns Pompeii into a theme park– How to fix volcanoes with giant garbage pipes– The return of viral stunts (and the launch of our own)Subscribe to get the bonus episodes on Patreon: patreon.com/raykumpcomedy podcast, satire, current events, Ray Kump, AI, volcanoes, ice bucket challenge, viral stunts, absurdist humor, leprosy, robots, tech, dystopia 00:00 — Robots, Volcanoes & Civilization Collapse01:15 — The Humanoid Half-Marathon (And Why It’s Bleak)05:00 — iPads vs Human Dignity at McDonald’s08:00 — Can We Afford a $6K Robot Co-Host?11:15 — Volcano Hacks: Ray’s Lava-Cement Solution15:10 — Roosevelt Island Garbage Tubes & History Rant18:45 — Should We Bring Back Lepers? (Bit Gets Out of Hand)22:10 — The KUMP Cure: Kiss-a-Homeless-Man Challenge26:30 — Ice Bucket Challenge Returns, Kinda28:30 — What Even Is ALS? (And Why Lou Gehrig Got Robbed)31:00 — Toxic Friendship Advice Involving Lasagna34:00 — Feed Your Friend Until She’s Powerless37:00 — Life Advice: Never Get Sick or Expect Anything39:30 — Passionate Kisses for Social Change42:00 — The Homeless Challenge: Clooney, Erdogan, and Leprosy45:30 — Can You Sue Someone for a Hashtag?47:00 — Vaccine Rants, Polio Carnage & The First Car Crash50:00 — FDR vs The Depression: A KUMP-Style Debate53:00 — The Ice Bucket Scam & Return of Viral Stunts56:00 — What Would Your Robot Butler Do?59:00 — Wrapping Up: Subscribe, Patreon, and Robot Apocalypse

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