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Podcasting is shopping
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Volcano omen
https://twitter.com/latestinspace/status/1404165966725066756
Dr. Oliver Garden
https://twitter.com/lsuvetmed/status/1404849119437328384?s=12
Aaron’s Dad Jokes
Using or misusing bodily fluids
Nose grease?
Ut oh, pinkeye
Worker Surveillance in China
https://twitter.com/hoofnagle/status/1404950938033410050
Ben, don’t wanna work; he just wants to do big ideas every day
https://twitter.com/nrlachance/status/1402331116443471872?s=21
Unpopular Opinion
https://twitter.com/imnotjk/status/1403483098004611072?s=12
Employees Are Quitting Instead Of Returning To Work
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-06-01/return-to-office-employees-are-quitting-instead-of-giving-up-work-from-home
Axios’ unemployment fraud piece, and problems therewith
https://twitter.com/dlberes/status/1405869393616248835
https://twitter.com/film_girl/status/1405633177243193345
Hasbulla
Who is Hasbulla Magomedov, how old is he, and why is he called ‘Mini Khabib’?
What is the real age of Abdu Rozik, the rumored opponent of ‘Mini Khabib’ Hasbulla Magomedov?
Why Los Angeles County is going to war with feral peacocks.
Shoplifting Podcasts
https://twitter.com/ShantMM/status/1405335299283066882
New Del Taco Merch just dropped
https://deltacowebstore.com/collections/just-for-summer/products/cruchtada-floatie
Thought technology: Everything is shopping
Dating is shopping
Job-hunting is shopping
Education is shopping
Watching videos is shopping
Starlink Overheating
https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kvkga/spacexs-satellite-internet-shuts-down-because-its-too-hot-in-arizona
Inside Architecture’s Wildest Conspiracy Theory - Bloomberg
Basement windows!
Despite their interest in architecture, most Tartaria theorists do not appear to have backgrounds in the building trades: Many of the more easily refuted arguments spring from very basic misunderstandings of how the built environment works, as well as broader confusion about how buildings function in the economy and culture. An abundance of posters appear convinced that below-grade basement windows in older buildings, for example, are evidence that the building had been “mud flooded,” and the rest of the structure is actually buried deep underground. Sometimes this will get some skeptical pushback (“I think they didn’t have lights in the cellar so they build in windows for them?” was how one poster responded), but that’s more of an exception than the rule.
Please, I’m begging, read a book
They sneer at the wedding-cake-topper Second Empire buildings designed by Alfred Mullett after the Civil War, for example. “How many stamps did you sell to build yourself a post office like this?,” says popular Tartarian YouTuber JonLevi in one of his videos. “Absolutely ridiculous. The post office has always struggled.” (He has more than 100,000 subscribers.)
Some of this confusion is unfamiliarity: Mullett’s U.S. Customs House and Post Office in St. Louis, for example, was a huge federal project, built to process the mail of 10 states and four U.S. territories, not a neighborhood letter depot. But beyond that, there’s a broader refusal to believe that public architecture could ever have been built in an atmosphere of generosity and abundance. This is echoed by their astonishment at the double-height grand lobbies and arched doorways of old buildings, which they see as artifacts not meant for us. (Some theorists surmise that ancient Tartarians were giants.) The Tartarian community seems to have internalized the current era’s predilection for public sector austerity and the resulting aesthetics, which they abhor, more than they realize.
So, so close
This disregard for architecture’s “true” history moves into a wider rejection of how disposably cheap and commodified the culture at large seems to be. As such, one canonical belief of Tartarian aficionados is that the elaborate temporary pavilions built for late 19th century and early 20th century World’s Fairs were in fact Tartarian capital cities. It strikes them as improbably wasteful that anyone would erect these magnificent complexes, full of fluted columns, domes and pediments, out of plaster of Paris, hemp fiber, and straw, as was done for the 1893 World’s Fair in Chicago. In Tartarian lore, these sites were ancient monuments that were co-opted to teach a falsified history of the world and make a few bucks selling popcorn and Ferris Wheel rides. Then they were demolished, to erase the handiwork of the real builders. … In pointing out the eradication of an ancient culture by an expanding imperial power, Tartarian believers again stumble on something real, but they scramble the protagonists.
All these conspiracy theories have a kernel of truth—-we have created an alienated, commodified world, but the “conspiracy” is capitalism, nothing more.
The Tartaria commentariat is laced with economic discontent; they often decry the ...
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