As of publishing this we are not at war with Iran, but who knows 🤷‍♂️


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Crisis Averted?


WAR WITH IRAN, BABY!

How the frig is Trump actually sensible about this?
Trump authorized an airstrike on Iran, then called it off with planes already in the air.






Vader Mask Followup


Aaron has adapted for space travel
Nasal pillow




If Everything’s Socialism, Nothing’s Socialism


Chernobyl happened because of Socialism

Shot



It’s impossible to watch HBO’s CHERNOBYL without thinking of Donald Trump; like those in charge of the doomed Russian reactor, he’s a man of mediocre intelligence in charge of great power–economic, global–that he does not understand.
@StephenKing, 30 May 2019

Chaser




Why do Hollywood elitists continue to publicly humiliate themselves on twitter? Chernobyl was a failure of socialism (where the govt controls the means of production), the exact opposite of the Trump deregulation and tax cut agenda.
@DanBoingoBoingoBongoDummy, 30 May 2019

“Stephen King Likens ‘Chernobyl’ to Trump, Ignores Socialism”
“HBO’s ‘Chernobyl’ Indicts Soviet Socialism. Reviews Downplay It”
“HBO’s ‘Chernobyl’ Gives Voice To Ordinary Soviets’ Horror Of Socialism”
“Conservatives Love HBO’s ‘Chernobyl,’ But Socialists Don’t Want To Talk About It”



The Boy Who Cried Socialism

Posit: if your political strategy is based on avoiding being called “socialist” you’re doing it wrong
Also l posit: millenials and zoomers have had the bad guys calling everything socialism for so long we just learned to dismiss that bullschwa







Munch Minute


Lifehack: Cold Noodles in Salad

Mung bean starch
Put noodles in your salad, cowards


Pelon Pelo Rico

So, Can We Talk About The Glory That Is Pelon Pelo Rico? - BuzzFeed






Influencers


Marissa Fuchs’s Proposal Was Pitched to Brands - The Atlantic

Branded Proposal


A German Influencer Couple Said His Mom Pays For Their Travel And Are Getting Dragged For It




The C-Word


Concentration Camps

Republicans are trying to weaponize political correctness against a correct and entirely accurate description of immigration practices.
Mostly it’s to distract us from actually putting a stop to it. Instead we just talk about what the right term is.

Maybe they’d prefer if we called them ghettos?

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1141097078698991622

https://twitter.com/theferocity/status/1141200358028349441

https://twitter.com/theferocity/status/1141202190704373760

https://twitter.com/AaronLMGoodwin/status/1141329441844367360







File Under: Things You Don’t Understand Aren’t Necessarily Bad

https://twitter.com/toomuchnick/status/1142060540824629248



So Much for ‘Hope And Change’



Biden Tells Elite Donors He Doesn’t Want to ‘Demonize’ the Rich


“Truth of the matter is, you all know, you all know in your gut what has to be done,” Biden said. “We can disagree in the margins. But the truth of the matter is, it’s all within our wheelhouse and nobody has to be punished. No one’s standard of living would change. Nothing would fundamentally change,” he said.

Insert foot DIRECTLY into mouth







Cryptocurrency Announcement


WoolooCoin has been acquired by Facebook

It will be sunset effective immediately
All WoolooCoins are now worthless

Facebook announces Libra cryptocurrency and Calibra digital wallet - VentureBeat


Trust is vital, Carlson said, because you will have to not only trust Facebook to keep your social data safe, you’re going to have to trust it to be hack-free. If someone hacks your account, they could steal your cryptocurrency. That’s a somewhat common occurrence these days, so Facebook will have to be extremely disciplined to make sure it doesn’t happen.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣







Wife Guys


The Age of the Internet ‘Wife Guy’ - The New York Times

The ‘Wife Guys’ of the 2020 presidential race - The Washington Post

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