Listen "I Love "Global Warming""
Episode Synopsis
The first real Calgary snowfall hits, and this episode is one big rant about why anyone chooses to live like this on purpose. From freezing mornings to useless pea gravel, icy sidewalks, winter beaters, and the universal suffering of brushing off your car at 6 AM, this is a full breakdown of why winter life makes zero sense.And yes — it goes into global warming, but from the brutally honest angle nobody says out loud. If warmer weather means no more snow, then what exactly is the problem? It’s sarcastic, unfiltered, and painfully relatable for anyone who’s ever lived through a Canadian winter and questioned their life choices.HighlightsThe first real Calgary snowfall and the instant regretWhy pea gravel sucks and Ontario actually has one thing figured outWinter beaters, icy wipeouts, and the misery of scraping windshieldsThe “if I had U.S. citizenship I’d be in Texas” momentA comedic, slightly chaotic take on global warmingWhy people who love snow might just have better cars than everyone else
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