Send us a textNIGHT WATCHMAN (reading):“Betsy Wetsy. Vintage baby doll.A ‘practice baby’—a caretaking toy reflecting changing ideas about childhood play and domestic life…”NARRATOR:He pauses, as if the next line might argue back.NIGHT WATCHMAN (continuing):“Please do not touch the exhibits.”That last part—I wrote myself.[SFX: Another tiny plastic creak.]BETSY WETSY (bright, polite, slightly prim):Mr. Smith.NIGHT WATCHMAN (not surprised, just tired):Evenin’, Betsy.BETSY WETSY:You’re reading it incorrectly.NIGHT WATCHMAN:I’m reading what it says.BETSY WETSY (pleasantly firm):Yes. Incorrectly.NARRATOR (smiling):Betsy Wetsy has the tone of someone who has been misunderstood by history…and would like to speak to the manager of time.NIGHT WATCHMAN:All right.What’s the complaint tonight?BETSY WETSY:The label suggests I am… novelty.NIGHT WATCHMAN:It says “caretaking toy.”BETSY WETSY:That is correct.A caretaking toy is not a novelty.A caretaking toy is training.NARRATOR:The Night Watchman looks at the bottle.Then the diaper.Then the “no demonstrations” sign he definitely wrote after “The Incident.”NIGHT WATCHMAN:Betsy… I’m gonna say this kindly.If you’re about to make a point that requires…liquid proof…the answer’s no.BETSY WETSY (innocent):Mr. Smith.I am a lady.NIGHT WATCHMAN:A lady with plumbing.BETSY WETSY (cheerful):A lady with realism.NARRATOR:And there it is—Betsy’s proudest word.Realism.Because dolls like Betsy weren’t only meant to be held.They were meant to be managed.They turned play into a routine: bottle, burp, diaper, lullaby.Not just “pretend you have a baby,” but “pretend you have a schedule.”BETSY WETSY (warmly instructive):I taught responsibility.NIGHT WATCHMAN:You taught somebody to carry a spare outfit.BETSY WETSY:That is responsibility.NIGHT WATCHMAN (dry):That’s also… preparedness.BETSY WETSY (proud):Exactly.NARRATOR:If you’ve never met Betsy Wetsy, here is the simplest way to say it:she was designed as a “practice baby”—a doll built to imitate baby care in an era when toys were becoming more lifelike, more interactive, more… convincing.And for a certain kind of childhood, she became a rite of passage.A tiny domestic universe with a bottle as the sun.BETSY WETSY (softly pleased):I was beloved.NIGHT WATCHMAN:You were… frequently cleaned.BETSY WETSY:That is also love.Support the showThank you for experiencing Celebrate Creativity.

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