Hotel room fan — Anyone else not looking forward to sleeping in their old bedrooms this holiday season? Just down the hall from our aging parents who sneak up on us late, like ****** ninjas in nightgowns, "You sure you're not cold, sweetie?"
"No, ma."
And you ask yourself, "Why didn't I just get a room at the Crowne Plaza Albany? They wouldn't encourage me to eat unrecognizable leftovers from the fridge when I'm hungry."
"Three years expired horseradish sauce can't be safe."
It's too late to stay at a hotel... but you can pretend you did in this week's episode. Happy holidays!

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