Listen "TAPE 37 - "Current Affairs and Squeezin Rita""
Episode Synopsis
What begins with a vague reference to “current affairs” quickly turns into another Bootstuck spiral of half-finished thoughts, potatoes, and emotional trauma. The narrator once again attempts to document meaningful insight from the townsfolk, only to be met with suspicious snuggling rumors, unsettling clown chatter, and a sudden confession about itchy necks and abandoned parents. Somewhere in the chaos, a circus is being planned — or perhaps invented on the spot. Either way, Dave is involved, Caleb may be painting horses, and someone has three photos of snails ready for the big show.Highlights:A cryptic tutorial on “squeezing it a bit” leads directly into a conversation about current affairs, specifically Dave and Rita’s suspicious offseason snuggling.Circus talk begins: Caleb may paint horses; Geraldine is offering pigs and mud; snails will be slowly paraded.A debate on whether to include clowns. The official position: “Bootstuck ain't got time for evil.”Redneck lineage, parental abandonment, and a plaid jacket left behind by a father who disappeared when the speaker was three.Send us a textwww.bootstuck.com
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