Texas Beats A&M, Kyle Beats Everyone & UMass Beats Nobody

15/12/2025 1h 4min

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Episode Synopsis

Kyle survives another Minnesota winter (barely), discuss whether paying $5 to avoid shoveling is worth it, and celebrate Thanksgiving the only way that matters, watching football and judging teams.Kyle continues his illegal 14-0 fantasy football domination while literally praying to the Fantasy Gods for mercy. The guys roast the Lions and Cowboys for their annual Thanksgiving disasters and wonder if Jerry Jones will ever admit he's the problem.College football gets brutal: Texas rips A&M's heart out (again), ending their playoff dreams in the most devastating way possible. Lane Kiffin plays hard to get, Florida State proves they're still a dumpster fire, and the hosts question everything about the current playoff system.But the real star? Kyle's masterpiece "Not Top 25" segment, where he systematically destroys college football's biggest disasters, from UMass's perfect 0-12 season to schools so bad even ESPN gave up updating their stats. If you lost to an FCS school, you made the list.Grab a drink, share this episode, and tell us your worst fantasy football L this season. Comment what you're drinking (yes, even if it's a White Claw). And if you're a UMass fan... we're sorry. Kind of.

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