When you must fight your father-in-law to prove that you love his daughter you learn two things,
1. There is no law in father-in-law or
2. There is no father in father-in-law.
Simply put, his action(s) on you and the law are parallel. But sometimes men fight for love, and I have fought for love, better put, I have fought with a potential father-in-law because, if I don’t fight, who will? Or who will not?
Upendo Nice, our official Instagram Brand Ambassador was in studio on Tuesday. I know we have been telling you that we record on Fridays, we lied to Eddy that we would record on Friday then we didn’t show up. And we didn’t return his many flashbacks and his WhatsApp calls. We went to studio on Tuesday. We couldn’t meet Upendo (her real name) in the presence of Eddy. Upendo is polished. Like me. Having Eddy sit next to her, is not good for the brand. So, Eddy missed this show accidentally but very intentionally.
You learn many things when you go to studio on Tuesday, like the real price of Brian’s shoes. And they are expensive. Very expensive. But in Uganda. It is something we won’t take away from him. He wears expensive shoes, but they must be in Uganda first to qualify as expensive.
On this episode Brian went to have TEA in Kericho, while Upendo was in West Pokot wearing a jumpsuit against the wishes of an entire village. At this point we must clarify that this is not the same jumpsuit worn by Eddy time to time. If you are an Ashiolite it is time you showed your loyalty to him through donating a jumpsuit. He is a size six. We will receive your donation as a company and forward to him on Friday.

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