Fascist!

19/06/2025 10 min Temporada 9 Episodio 15

Episode Synopsis

Teenage Tantrums in Revolutionary Drag!Welcome to the episode where we say the quiet part out loud: most people screaming “fascist!” these days aren’t fighting tyranny—they’re just mad someone told them what to do. This isn’t about justice. It’s unresolved teenage angst with better fonts and worse posture.We trace the long, pouty arc of performative rebellion from interwar purity spirals to the eyeliner-stained meltdowns of punk Britain, all the way to the Canva-powered outrage of today’s terminally online TikTok militants. Spoiler: The Young Ones already mocked this 40 years ago, and did it better.Topics include:A historical tour of people confusing authority with oppression, and rules with war crimes.Why calling someone “fascist” has become the emotional equivalent of slamming your bedroom door.The timeless showdown between calling your dad a fascist (because he said no) vs. calling him bourgeois (because he owns more than one pair of chinos).How radical cosplay has replaced actual resistance—because you’re not overthrowing anything, you’re just mad the TSA won’t let you vape in line.This isn’t revolution. This is regression. You’re not smashing systems—you’re still fighting with the mall cop in your head.Glossary gems:Fascist: someone with a job and a clipboard.Bourgeois: anyone who bought a couch instead of setting fire to it.Performative Activism: self-help dressed as protest.The Young Ones: the satire you’ve been unconsciously quoting since 2005 without realizing it.So the next time you feel the surge to scream “fascist!” at the barista who closed early—pause. Ask yourself: is this resistance… or just another episode of “No one tells me what time to go to bed!”?Spoiler: It’s the second one.And Rik’s already done it better.