Listen "The Holiday Gift Guide Nobody Wanted"
Episode Synopsis
In this very special holiday episode, Ed Bennett and Chris Boyer crack open the shimmering, pine-scented world of modern “smart” gifts — which somehow manage to be both futuristic and profoundly unnecessary. Think of it as a retro 1970s holiday catalog, except every item inside requires WiFi, a firmware update, and a dedicated support group.
First up: the PetLibro smart litter box, a device so advanced it may have opinions about your cat. Then there’s the Ember mug, for people who believe hot beverages should come with patch notes. Add in the Bluetooth pen — the perfect gift for someone who wants handwriting to be laggy — and the pièce de résistance: a WiFi-enabled grill that texts you about your brisket like a needy coworker.
As always, the chaos of the digital age provides the setup for Part Two: the kickoff of the SNAT Book Club, featuring Cory Doctorow’s Enshitification. Ed and Chris break down the big idea behind why everything online slowly curdles over time, from platforms to products to your holiday wish list.
It’s festive. It’s ridiculous. It’s the only holiday gift guide brave enough to say: maybe none of this should exist.
Mentions from the Show:
PetLibro smart litter box
Ember smart coffee mug
C-TAP smart Bluetooth fountain pen
Briskit Grillsx
Enshitification book
Chris Boyer on LinkedIn
Ed Bennett on LinkedIn
Chris Boyer website
Ed Bennett of BlueSky
Chris Boyer on BlueSky
First up: the PetLibro smart litter box, a device so advanced it may have opinions about your cat. Then there’s the Ember mug, for people who believe hot beverages should come with patch notes. Add in the Bluetooth pen — the perfect gift for someone who wants handwriting to be laggy — and the pièce de résistance: a WiFi-enabled grill that texts you about your brisket like a needy coworker.
As always, the chaos of the digital age provides the setup for Part Two: the kickoff of the SNAT Book Club, featuring Cory Doctorow’s Enshitification. Ed and Chris break down the big idea behind why everything online slowly curdles over time, from platforms to products to your holiday wish list.
It’s festive. It’s ridiculous. It’s the only holiday gift guide brave enough to say: maybe none of this should exist.
Mentions from the Show:
PetLibro smart litter box
Ember smart coffee mug
C-TAP smart Bluetooth fountain pen
Briskit Grillsx
Enshitification book
Chris Boyer on LinkedIn
Ed Bennett on LinkedIn
Chris Boyer website
Ed Bennett of BlueSky
Chris Boyer on BlueSky
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