4

Episode Synopsis

This is 4, this is the 4th time I've told you
David Bowie is dead
Vanity's a tollbooth
extracting a fare from scandal or hotness
Declaring we don't feel scathed
when a hot nix
Pokemon dies from a hit from the Phoenix
Level 5 mutant, no idle spinnin' tricks
You check boxes of Trix for Chex Mix
I look for lost youth while I preach to the children
This is 4
Ground control to Major Tom
Extinction of the Native Tongues, sound the alarm
I'm a karmic reaction to the fate of Lori Laughlin
You're a whole assassin
Are you hungry? here's some sin
Pin it all on the Goblin
I pin it all on the God who
Allowed Tom Stoppard
to father fathers
of Detroit doctors
Who spit hot fire
Drinking Flint water

This is 4, this is the 4th time I've told you
This is 4, this is the last time I've told you
This is 4, you never get what I tell you
Go drink your cocktail under the bayou
This is 4, Tom Clancy is your dealer
This is 4, I couldn't spit it any realer
This is 4, my existence is outside of time, cultural bias, or paradigm

We put the asterisk where the number is
So that we feel special when I remember it
We gotta retire that number
Empire will crumble
Rome fixated on sports before the fall
To a first crush I stand tall
To a first lie I crouch tall
To my bullshit I find my stall
We're not sexy I'm inevitable
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Some people say attractive women are dimes
I prefer 5 year old Canadian cheddar
as the analogy here
You get distracted you hit a deer
I get distracted I consider Cheers
as a show to watch forever
Then consider my years
I'm not dying in purgatory yet
I have not faced my fears
No Freddy Krueger monster with hands
that are both Goliath birdeaters
One day I'll fight him
Eat a churro later

(improvised verbal descant)

Don't trust Donald Duck
He's in the Freemasons
Shadow is a Severus Snape figure
Villians from Die Hard 1 died for your sins

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