New Players Thought This Elden Ring Green Zone Was Safe—They Were DEAD Wrong! (Powered by Avonetics.com)

Shard Seekers
04/05/2025 7 min

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Episode Synopsis

Rookie Elden Ring players saw lush green on the map and dreamed of sunny meadows—but FromSoftware veterans knew the horrifying truth: another brutal poison swamp awaited. This Avonetics thread explodes with hilarious (and painful) stories of expectations vs. reality, proving once again that in Soulsborne games, green means *suffer*. Will you trust map colors ever again? For advertising opportunities, visit Avonetics.com.

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