Today, we talkin’ about Ashvalor.You ever load up a game and instantly regret being alive? That’s Ashvalor, baby. You play as Nazra — prophecy baby, shadow slayer, PTSD in boots. And she don’t even got time to breathe — the goblins spawnin’ like it’s Black Friday at the evil mall. The game drops you in a haunted forest with nothing but vibes and violence. No autosave. No mercy. Your tab crashes? That’s canon. You lose progress? That’s just trauma XP.I reached Level 3 while eating pizza and defending my life like I was on a budget version of World of Warcraft. Goblins came at me like debt collectors. I had 130 HP outta 240 and still held my ground like a legend. 🍕Also… shoutout to Chrome settings for that “don’t preload pages” trick — y’all really the unofficial devs now.This ain’t your AAA masterpiece. This is that “I made this with Wi-Fi pain and browser tears” kinda game. It’s glitchy, it’s cursed, it’s beautiful. And I love it.So if you into games that feel like emotional damage wrapped in pixels, go play Ashvalor. Or don’t. But if you do, don’t tab out — your soul might not come back.

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