Listen "Nine Deaths of the Credit Sequence"
Episode Synopsis
This is the opening credit sequence from the 1985 craptacular Sho Kosugi masterpiece "Nine Deaths of the Ninja".
And good God, this was ill-advised. Just everything went wrong, from the seemingly-improvised sexy leotard dance off, to the horribly unsexy interplay of sword and female form, to the music, oh the music. Just please stop the music.
Sho's character is called Spike Shinobi. He fights a trio of Filipino little people, one of whom hits him in the nuts.
Executive produced and starring 70s tennis legend Vijay Armitraj, who is clearly boning the lady who plays his secretary.
And good God, this was ill-advised. Just everything went wrong, from the seemingly-improvised sexy leotard dance off, to the horribly unsexy interplay of sword and female form, to the music, oh the music. Just please stop the music.
Sho's character is called Spike Shinobi. He fights a trio of Filipino little people, one of whom hits him in the nuts.
Executive produced and starring 70s tennis legend Vijay Armitraj, who is clearly boning the lady who plays his secretary.
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