#33 - Fast Food Mascots

16/12/2024 48 min Temporada 1 Episodio 33

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Episode Synopsis

Grab your tray, hold the pickles, and prepare for whiplash — we’re speed-running decades of deep-fried nostalgia and corporate fever dreams! That’s right — this is the episode where the fries are cold, the milkshake machine is broken, and the lore is piping hot!We’re hitting the gas straight into the drive-thru of your subconscious to discover: The secret McDonaldland exile listThe BK Kids Club witness protection programAnd the true identity of the guy inside the Noid suit!Featuring:Ronald McDonald in his crime-fighting, fry-hair primeGrimace back when he had four arms and felony chargesUncle O’Grimacy and his seasonal mint milkshake racketThe Hamburglar’s prison break yearsMayor McCheese’s corrupt burger regimeBirdie the Early Bird’s failed breakfast coupFry Kids vs. Fry Thieves: Dawn of GreaseWe deep-dive into:The BK Kids Club — Kid Vid, Wheels, Jaws, Lingo, Boomer, IQ, Snaps, and JD — plus the forgotten ninth member: Tax Fraud!We roast: The Domino’s NoidThe Pizza Pizza GuyHungry Howie’s inexplicable faceMr. SlicePizza HeadPizza FaceThe Little CaesarAnd the mysterious “Papa” in Papa John’s!We dig up:Taco Bell’s Gidget eraMac Tonight’s lounge act gone wrongThe Rock-afire Explosion’s decapitated animatronicsAnd Long John Silver’s mascot nobody remembers because he drowned in the ball pit!Side quests include:The time Chuck E. Cheese became a skateboard punkWhy Quiznos Spongmonkeys looked like disease symptomsAnd which mascots would win in a steel-cage match against Kool-Aid Man!Plus: Fast food deep loreAccidental horror iconsMascots that joined late and ruined everythingAnd the terrifying possibility that your residual self-image is actually Kid Vid in sunglasses!