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Episode Synopsis
Rachel Dratch joins Ophira Eisenberg to talk about raising her 13-year-old son Eli, reflecting on how his confident, social personality contrasts with her own bookish teen years. She recalls once assuming she wouldn’t have children, only to be surprised when a channeler predicted she’d meet someone and have one child—a prophecy that eerily came true when she met Eli’s father months later and became pregnant at 44. Rachel discusses the challenges of managing screen time, joking about how her hierarchy of goals slid from “read a book” to “at least watch TV instead of TikTok shorts.” She shares how Eli’s friendships overlap with the kids of fellow SNL alums Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Emily Spivey, and how he joined her as her date to the Tony Awards when she was nominated for POTUS. The conversation also covers her son’s passion for basketball, her abandoned dream of playing cello for him, and Halloween costumes she still brags about years later—including a homemade Doritos bag. A recurring theme is Rachel’s mix of skepticism and bemusement around the supernatural, from crystals in her pocket to Eli’s deep pronouncement that “time isn’t real.” The episode ends with her warning against trampoline parks, after two of Eli’s birthday parties ended with ER visits.
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📍October Shows are in Bozeman, MT, WI, MN, MO and NY!
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Follow Rachel Dratch: https://www.instagram.com/raedratch/Follow Mom’s Unhinged: https://www.instagram.com/momsunhingedcomedy/
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