Rolled outta bed
Checked my brain, yep, still odd
Coffee in a chipped blue mug
Then I clock in… on a blog
Tap-tap, type-type
Getting paid to overshare my life
Post a pic of my left shoe
Somebody tips me like it’s breaking news
[Chorus]
Blurt, blues & blog money
Ha-ha, joke’s on you, it’s real
I just write my weird little stories
Turn that keyboard into a meal
Enjoy life, get paid for talking
About art, film, photos, tunes and more
Blurt, blues & blog money
Laughing all the way to the tip jar door
[Verse 2]
Took a blurry shot of my lunch
Called it “avant-garde afternoon”
Wrote five lines on a hallway shadow
Now it’s “cinematic mood”
Posted grandma’s old jazz records
Called it “rare groove, deep cut lore”
They said, “Sir, you’re a tastemaker”
I said, “I’m just bored and want more”
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[low vocal register]
Click, click, cha-ching
Every comment makes my heart sing
Art house rant, midnight meme
Somehow funds my ice cream dream
[horns squawk and answer]
Black-and-white selfie of my cat
“Experimental portrait,” how ‘bout that
I hit publish, lean way back
Deep laugh, deep voice, deep stack

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