Listen "(music) (10 hours) Whisper Wednesday | LMBYTS #1481 | Jason Newland | 5th November 2025"
Episode Synopsis
https://www.jasonnewland.com/Support this free service:https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/jasonnewland👉 “Whisper Wednesday LMBYTS #1481 – Jason Newland – 5th November 2025”(Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes)🧘♂️ Tone & Purpose This episode follows Jason Newland’s calming “Whisper Wednesday” format. It blends personal stories, idle musings, dream descriptions, daily routines, and light humor—all delivered in a quiet, soothing whisper meant to relax the listener and help them fall asleep. 💤 Main Segments & Themes 1. Opening & Context (~0:00–1:00)Jason introduces the episode early in the morning, highlighting the peaceful quiet of the early hours.Notes it’s an ideal time for whisper recordings (no interruptions from neighbors or his dog Vinny).2. Dream Sequences (~1:00–9:30)Jason recounts a bizarre, vivid dream:Watching celebrity boxing (with Tyson Fury and Ricky Hatton’s son).Being asked to participate but declining.Conversations about hospices and healthcare shortages.A hypnotist with a grating voice attempting mass hypnosis.Celebrity photo sessions with Tyson Fury.He analyzes the strangeness of the dream and reflects on dream-memory crossover.3. The Pink Crocs Incident (~9:30–12:00)A real-life moment: He almost leaves home wearing indoor pink Crocs instead of shoes.Reflects on how adding socks disrupted his usual routine and caused the mix-up.4. Jason’s Morning Routine (~12:00–30:00) A thorough, humorous breakdown of his routine before walking Vinny:Taking off his indoor cardigan and putting on outdoor clothes.Hydration, hygiene steps (mouthwash, deodorant).His philosophy on feet freedom—he prefers bare feet indoors.The great Sock Order Dilemma: right foot or left foot first? (Still unresolved 😄)Vinny’s wild reaction when Jason puts on socks—he associates it with going for a walk.Shoes, big cardigan, checking for poo bags (and how many to bring).Salutes a listener named Mike for a PayPal gift 🙌5. Poo Bag Chronicles (~30:00–1:05:00) Yes, this became a dominant topic:The importance of quality poo bags (thin ones = “flimsiest, rubbishiest”).How cheap bags lead to awkward moments in windy weather or while struggling to open them.Jason’s strategy: pre-opening and organizing bags by pocket (right for bags, left for treats).Even compares using poor poo bags to wearing paper-thin clothing or “sensitive” materials (with colorful humor).Emphasizes preparedness and dignity in dog walking duties.6. Guy Fawkes Night & Childhood Memories (~1:05:00–1:10:00)A brief, quirky explanation of Bonfire Night (5th November) in the UK.Reflects on the oddness of children celebrating a failed terrorist attack by burning effigies.Mentions “Penny for the Guy” traditions and bonfires in gardens.7. Final Thoughts & Sign-Off (~1:10:00–end)Encourages listeners to be kind and gentle to themselves.Expresses appreciation for listeners’ support and reminds them they deserve to feel happy and safe.🧩 Notable Moments & HighlightsSock Philosophy: "Freedom of feet" as a mini-personal manifesto.Poo Bag Preparedness: Presented almost like a TED Talk, with humor and passion.Dream Analysis: A dreamy mix of celebrity boxing, healthcare commentary, and group hypnosis.Whispered Humor: Even while whispering, Jason injects dry wit and gentle sarcasm.Bonfire Night Commentary: Delivers light British historical insight, Jason-style.🔑 Summary in One Sentence A peaceful and meandering early morning reflection that transitions from surreal dreams and sock-related decisions to a hilariously in-depth critique of poo bags—all wrapped in Jason’s signature whispered tone designed to soothe you to sleep.
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