45. Heartbreak. Luigi’s Vs. Smiling Pizza

25/02/2021 43 min
45. Heartbreak. Luigi’s Vs. Smiling Pizza

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Hold on to your pepperoni pants, brace your mozzarella curls hangin down by your ears like A Hasidic Jew. When I was born, my mother looked down at her vagina and saw an umbilical cord. She said that umbilical cord reminded her of when you bite a hot pizza and the mozzarella stretches from your mouth to the slice. That’s when she knew she had to open up a pizza shop.