My Dog Ran Off With The Keys

20/07/2025 1 min
My Dog Ran Off With The Keys

Listen "My Dog Ran Off With The Keys"

Episode Synopsis

A short, fun poem set to music; Barber shop quartet style. I added sound effects, a barking dog in Audacity. (effects free from Pixabay}. I really love what I can do with my poetry in Suno.

The poem:-

MY DOG RAN OFF WITH THE KEYS

My dog ran off with the keys to my car.
it’s true, please believe what I say.
The distance from home to here is so far,
I'm just lucky to get here today,
At all!

How on earth did it happen, you want to know.
Well, I was just letting him out for a wee;
When I happened to sneeze, I dropped the keys
and he ran off, overjoyed to be free.
You see!

My phone was inside, what was I to do?
Had to follow the dog, for sure.
Lest he lost the keys, dropped me in the stew
with no means of contacting vous,
cet jour.

So pardonnez-moi, I'm here at last
And ready to do what you need.
I'm ready and willing and able if asked,
except for one little problem, this hound on the lead.
No keys, no car, no home - so far
had to bring the dog!