Hey Hey it's a pity party
Everybody's feeling mighty sorry for me

Everybody's standing around they're stone-faced eating cake
I should try to calm them all down cos there's been some mistake
And if some blowdried reporter ace
Shoves his microphone right in my face
I'll say go on home you've got lives of your own
And I don't need this pity party

Hey Hey it's a pity party
Everybody's feeling mighty sorry for me

Several old acquaintances with tears filling their eyes
Ask me what I've done for them lately I'm somehow not surprised
That a small army of undertakers
Is checking out my size
They've dug a big hole but I'm not ready to go
And I don't need this pity party

Hey Hey it's a pity party
Everybody's feeling mighty sorry for me

And the only thing that I can say
I hope to be well enough to work in an office someday

Your sorrow gets me nowhere your pity is a waste
I'm full of dust and old guitars and should have been exploded in space
And no one here should be surprised
When I disappear before your eyes
So go on home and leave me alone
I don't need this pity party
I don't wanna leave you feeling sorry
Mighty sorry

Hey Hey it's a pity party
Everybody's feeling mighty sorry for me

Mighty sorry for me

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a brand new version of an old Jetwelder "favorite"
recorded at home March 2020
© 1997, 2004, 2020 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)

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