Listen "Jetwelder In The Year 2507"
Episode Synopsis
So we need another song
For our 914th album
And it can't sound dumb
And it can't be harmless pablum
Harmless pablum
Oh Yeah
So we need a song ASAP
It can't be a piece of crap
And we need ideas right now
Holy cow!
And our competitors are
Amniotic cloned popstars
They coded their coordinates
In the algorithmic braincar
The algorithmic braincar
Oh No
And we need a song to fill
Your heart with empathetic thrills
And we also need a sandwich
It's a bitch!
And here is a message from the day after tomorrow
"Please turn back
Please turn back
Oh for God's sake please turn back"
And it isn't wise to approach the future
You'll end up with bruises and a suture
And we need another song
And I'm climbing up the walls
Maybe we wrote enough songs
All in all
All in all
Ohhh
And it needs to be a smash
Not another chunk of trash
And it needs to be a hit
Holy shit!
And here is a message from the day after tomorrow
"Please turn back
Please turn back
Oh for God's sake please turn back"
And don't ever think you'll ever troll tomorrow
It'll leave you with sadness pain and sorrow
And here is a message from the day after tomorrow
"Please turn back
Please turn back
Oh for God's sake please turn back"
And danger is the nature of the future
You can leave before it tries to boot ya
Recorded at home September 2019 by Tony Fitzgerald
© 2019 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
Idea ripped off from my old comrades in The 914, Justin Kollar and Corey MacKinnon. Good on ya, gentlemen!
For our 914th album
And it can't sound dumb
And it can't be harmless pablum
Harmless pablum
Oh Yeah
So we need a song ASAP
It can't be a piece of crap
And we need ideas right now
Holy cow!
And our competitors are
Amniotic cloned popstars
They coded their coordinates
In the algorithmic braincar
The algorithmic braincar
Oh No
And we need a song to fill
Your heart with empathetic thrills
And we also need a sandwich
It's a bitch!
And here is a message from the day after tomorrow
"Please turn back
Please turn back
Oh for God's sake please turn back"
And it isn't wise to approach the future
You'll end up with bruises and a suture
And we need another song
And I'm climbing up the walls
Maybe we wrote enough songs
All in all
All in all
Ohhh
And it needs to be a smash
Not another chunk of trash
And it needs to be a hit
Holy shit!
And here is a message from the day after tomorrow
"Please turn back
Please turn back
Oh for God's sake please turn back"
And don't ever think you'll ever troll tomorrow
It'll leave you with sadness pain and sorrow
And here is a message from the day after tomorrow
"Please turn back
Please turn back
Oh for God's sake please turn back"
And danger is the nature of the future
You can leave before it tries to boot ya
Recorded at home September 2019 by Tony Fitzgerald
© 2019 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
Idea ripped off from my old comrades in The 914, Justin Kollar and Corey MacKinnon. Good on ya, gentlemen!
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