Lobster Mac, Local Markets and a Heist at the Louvre

23/10/2025 38 min

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Heists, hot takes, and a hot plate of lobster mac. KB and Tanner hit a mystical fall market in Castle Rock, debate tiny tattoos, buy Brooks a very cropped sweater, and share an easy $15 date night. Then it’s heist hour. We unpack the Louvre jewel theft, revisit the Bling Ring, and KB tells a true bank robbery story from her banking days. We wrap with a “we were wrong” on Bravo’s Wife Swap and a love letter to local markets.Timestamps:(00:00) Welcome and unhinged intro(2:45) Do we miss Consumer Reports?(5:50) Mystical Autumn market recap (8:40) Permanent jewelry, aura talk, tarot fun(10:55) Brooks’s cropped sweater and bed shopping(12:25) The $15 lobster mac date night formula(14:50) The Louvre jewel heist and why old school crime feels cinematic(19:20) Tan’s true bank robbery story(26:20) Pop culture heists and the Bling Ring(31:20) Reality TV chat and our Wife Swap mix up(36:30) What we got wrong, what we learned, and sign offLinks:Ecclessia MarketBling Ring on Netflix Follow us on: Instagram  and TikTok If you laughed or learned, tap follow and share this with a friend who loves a good market haul and a wild heist story!