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Episode Synopsis
In the vast, empty blackness of the Universe, there is one frail, tiny pebble bobbing along on the gravitational waves of the Milky Way. This little blue dot – that we call Earth – contains all the known life in the Universe. Humankind has taken this miniscule lifeboat in much the same way as a freshman personalizes their dorm room: punching holes in the wall, burning the carpet with cigarette butts, and vomiting on the sofa. We customized our home with all the comforts we could imagine: personal cars, mega-yacht cruise ships, and atomic weaponry. But the RA called Mother Nature has put us on probation, so we sheepishly agree to help clean up our mess… by using a grocery bag slightly more than once. Do your part, with Mat and Veronique, as we check out with the cashier, only then remembering we forgot to bring our Reusable Bags!
*Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble.
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