Half-Full Beverages

18/03/2024 16 min Episodio 172
Half-Full Beverages

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Water is the element of Life. The origins of life on earth may be enshrouded in mystery, but that it began in water is unquestionable. While humankind does not live in water, a cursory glance at a map reveals that civilization develops near water. We must always have access to water to survive. But in the modern era, we can rely on the everpresent ether of the Poland Spring to quench us as far as the asphalt takes us. Coke machines and Convenience Marts litter the land from the summits of Aspen to the marshes of Kissimmee. So sated is the populous that we needn’t finish the last Fanta before we’re handed a fresh Yoo-Hoo. But with all of our liquids trapped in bottles, is the Earth getting thirsty? Crack a cold one with Mat and Veronique as we discard the unfinished, old one into the growing mound of Half-Full Beverages!



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