Hey Sip & Share fam! It’s your gals Britain, Laurie, and Patti back at it with another unhinged episode of Coffee Beanery's Sip and Share! ☕ Buckle up for a rollercoaster of laughs, random tangents, and some questionable Scottish snacks that had us rethinking our life choices. This week, we’re spilling the tea (and coffee) on everything from makeup mishaps to eyeball adventures, with a side of coffee shop shenanigans. Grab your favorite brew and join us for the chaos! We kick things off with Laurie’s makeup-free confession—she swears it was on purpose for pool night, but we’re calling it a desk disaster! 😜 Meanwhile, Britains’s out here living her no-makeup life, and Laurie’s just trying to keep her mascara from melting in the car. This spirals into a hilarious rant about giant eyelash trends (are they ever going away?!) and a wild eye doctor story where Laurie’s vision got better with age. Say what?! We also drag Britain’s husband and Patti's son into the mix, spilling on their eye checkup sagas—think rust rings, burnt lashes, and a 24-year-old who’s now rocking glasses thanks to some sneaky mom-and-fiancée teamwork. 😎 Then, we dive into the real drama: Scottish snacks! We got our hands on some caramel wafers and Capercali eggs (fancy salted caramel ganache chocolates, thank you very much). The wafers? A chewy, not-so-crispy letdown that Laurie rated a measly 3/10. But those kappercali eggs? Straight-up fudgy brownie heaven in a cute egg carton! We’re obsessed, even if the Scottish bird they’re named after sounds like it’s auditioning for a horror movie with its croaky, cork-popping noises. 🐦 We also get sidetracked by British schoolboys freaking out over American biscuits and gravy—pure comedy gold! Of course, we can’t skip the coffee talk! Our big birthday sale drops THIS FRIDAY (yep, Coffee Beanery is leveling up!), and we’re teasing some epic new flavors that got delayed by our sneaky vendors. 😡 We’re also planning spirit week for our 50th anniversary—think ‘80s day, twin day, and a Price Is Right-style showdown with legit prizes! We’re even dreaming up a book for our VIP customers (100+ orders, we see you!). But the real debate? Should we call our top customers to chat? Britain says she’d yeet her phone into the void, but Patti’s on the fence. What do YOU think, fam? Oh, and we go full chaotic with random tangents: Patti’s Googling how many bodies are floating in space (spoiler: zero, but the 1971 Russian astronaut story is WILD), Laurie’s planning a Japan trip with cherry blossoms and pod hotels (hard pass on the wall pods, tho), and Britain’s dodging calls like a pro. We also confess our irrational fears—chickens, squirrels, and birds swooping at Laurie’s head in Scotland? Nope, nope, nope! Plus, we mourn Ozzy Osbourne’s epic unmedicated UK concert and geek out over Alice in Chains and Metallica. 🎸 Mo drops by in the comments with her “Boris the Spider” eye flutter, and Bill’s got us cracking up with birthday vibes and browser history hot takes. Speaking of, Patti’s search history is a true crime novel waiting to happen (serial killers in Michigan, anyone?), and we’re all wondering if chickens or sharks are deadlier. Spoiler: it’s mosquitoes, but roosters got three kills on record! 🐔 Pour yourself a cup of our blueberry-vanilla macadamia nut blend (or yesterday’s butter pecan fudge—swoon!) and join us for this unfiltered, laugh-out-loud mess. Don’t miss our pre-order drop for those super soft Coffee and Murder, Thanksgiving, and Christmas shirts—small, 2XL, and 3XL, snag ‘em while they last! Drop your thoughts in the comments: Would you answer a call from us? What’s YOUR weirdest Google search? And are you team Capercali eggs or team “these wafers are stale”? Let’s keep the Sip & Share party going! 🎉 #coffeebeanery #SipAndShare #ScottishSnackAttack

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