Listen "Dr. Frankenstein’s Guide to the Perfect Man (Some Assembly Required)"
Episode Synopsis
In this episode, Chelsey and Beth put on their lab coats and play Dr. Frankenstein, building the perfect man from the ground up! Faces, voices, ideal traits and a lot of laughter. From emotional intelligence and deep conversations to ultimate green flags and annoying but hot habits, we piece together the ultimate partner. While we agree on many must-haves, a few qualities (like love languages or morning energy levels) reveal some hilarious differences.Together, we explore what really matters in a relationship, and it turns out emotional safety, kindness, and showing up win out over abs and ambition. Well… almost. Because let’s be honest, we’d still graft on Henry Cavill’s face if given the chance.Disclaimer: This episode features the song “Build a Bitch” by Bella Poarch ‧ 2021. We do not own the rights to this song.
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