Following directions has never come easy to these two Midwest friends and writers. But embracing the unexpected is often the best part of the journey. Join Kelly and Colleen as they share comical stories, think out loud, and occasionally call on experts to back up their theories. Take a match to life's instruction manual. When the smoke clears, you’ll find things get a whole lot more interesting.

Latest episodes of the podcast Burn the Instructions

• S2:E4 Don't Hold Your Breath: The Perils of Magical Thinking
• S2:E3 There's A Witch In The Oven: Fairy Tales That Follow Us
• S2:E2 Everyone's Right (or Signs of the Afterlife)
• S2:E1: "Ghosts in the Hole"
• S1: E11: "Boo. Period."
• S1:E10: Spooky Season!
• S1:E9: Time in a Pencil Box
• S1:E8: What Are You Wearing?
• S1:E7: Limerence
• S1:E5: Trash to Treasure
• S1:E6: Side Hustle
• S1:E4: Bad Remedy
• S1:E3: Let Your Hair Down. Or, When Your Hair Lets You Down
• S1:E1: Accent Spasms
• S1:E2: Putting Away Childish Things