Running Half Marathons, Creepy Toys, and Cheesecake Lies | Ep. 28

29/09/2025 26 min Episodio 28
Running Half Marathons, Creepy Toys, and Cheesecake Lies | Ep. 28

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This one’s a ride. I break down my Omaha Half Marathon run—2 hours, 28 minutes, no walking, baby! And the bizarre things I saw along the way. Then I say why cheesecake is just a delivery system for crust, why kids’ toys look like they crawled out of a portal to hell, and why Panera Bread is basically hospital food with better branding.We’ll also talk embarrassing public moments (like being rescued by Baywatch in front of thousands), Keanu Reeves’ dead eyes, and the saddest new TikTok “joke” kids can’t stop yelling in classrooms: “Six, Seven.”Subscribe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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