What happens when two millennials get stuck in a horror movie? Spoiler: we’re not making it to the sequel.In this week’s episode of Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Nick roast horror tropes, iconic killers, and the dumb ways millennials would actually try to survive. From arguing in the group chat while Jason lurks outside, to grabbing pumpkin spice lattes and Nerf bats as “weapons,” this episode proves adulthood is scarier than any haunted house.We cover:Who dies first when millennials are in a slasherDumb “weapons” we’d actually grab (flashlights, Nerf bats, pumpkin spice)Horror clichés flipped for our generationJason, Michael Myers, Ghostface, Pennywise, and Chucky vs. millennialsWhy Sallie Mae is the real JigsawIf you love shows like The Basement Yard or Tiny Meat Gang, and you want spooky-season laughs with a millennial twist, you’ll vibe with this one.👉 Comment below: Which horror villain do YOU think you’d actually survive?0:00 – Cold Open & Horror Setup  15:00 – Millennials in Horror Tropes  28:00 – Dumb “Weapons” We’d Actually Use  40:00 – Horror Clichés Flipped for Our Generation  53:00 – Jason, Michael Myers, and Ghostface vs Millennials  1:06:00 – Pennywise, Saw Traps, and Real-Life Fears  1:15:00 – Real Monsters: Sallie Mae, IRS, Landlords  1:25:00 – Creepy Dolls, Vampires & Would We Survive?  1:42:00 – Closing Thoughts & Spooky Season Wrap-Up  🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#ComedyPodcast #MillennialPodcast #HorrorMovies #SpookySeason #AdulthoodPending

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