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Episode Synopsis
Send us a textIn this episode, Q the Messenger’s daughter, Leilani, joins the conversation to school Shane the Brain on modern slang, breaking down the true meaning of "riz." Shane takes the lesson and runs with it, using "twin," "rari," and "riz" in a sentence—whether he gets it right is up for debate.Things heat up as Q spits a freestyle for the first time on the podcast, proving he’s got bars, while Shane delivers his own performance—a rendition of Word Up by Cameo. The duo also dives into a thought-provoking question: if they had to spend a year on an island, what five records would they take with them?Since this episode was recorded on MLK Day, Q closes it out by reading the last half of Martin Luther King Jr.'s iconic I Have a Dream speech. And at just 48 minutes and 50 seconds, this might be the shortest episode in the Vendor Chronicles catalog—but it still packs a punch!Support the show
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