🎙️ TOURING HISTORY PODCAST – MAY 17TH EDITION (REVISED) 🎧 COLD OPEN (VO) LANE (VO): May 17th: A stock exchange is born under a tree, a magician fights ad mind control, and Nike turns the Beatles into a jingle. This is history—on sneakers.     🎶 INTRO MUSIC FADES IN LANE: Welcome back to Touring History, the podcast where we explore what happened on this day throughout history... and pretend we remember anything from high school social studies. DAVE: I’m Dave, here for the facts, or at least the footnotes. LANE: And I’m Lane, the guy who once explained the stock market to his cat—and still got fewer blank stares than when I explain it to Dave. DAVE: Hey! I understand the stock market just fine. Step 1: Buy high. Step 2: Sell lower. Step 3: Panic. LANE: Congratulations—you just described our podcast ad revenue model.     🪙 HISTORICAL HEADLINER DAVE: On May 17th, 1792, the New York Stock Exchange was born under the Buttonwood Agreement—signed by 24 brokers beneath an actual buttonwood tree. LANE: Ah yes, the humble origins of modern capitalism: some guys in powdered wigs deciding, “What if people could lose their life savings... but elegantly?” DAVE: And with that, the world's most high-stakes anxiety theme park was created. LANE: Wall Street: come for the optimism, stay for the heartburn.     🎉 BIRTHDAYS DAVE: Let’s cue up the confetti. Born on this day... Dennis Hopper, 1936 – actor, director, and man who looked like he lived off espresso and chaos. Sugar Ray Leonard, 1956 – boxing legend, Olympic gold medalist, and person who could knock me out just by looking at me. Tahj Mowry, 1986 – Smart Guy, still smarter than me. AJ Mitchell, 2001 – singer and TikTok star. Kristopher London, 1993 – YouTube personality and basketball content creator. LANE: I once shadowboxed in front of a mirror after watching Sugar Ray fight. Pulled a muscle... in my dignity. DAVE: You’re not alone. I once lost a dance battle to my own reflection. 🐎 HISTORICAL EVENTS – PART 1 DAVE: Back to our regularly scheduled time travel… LANE: In 1875, the first Kentucky Derby was held. The winner? Aristides. The fashion? Deranged picnic chic. The alcohol? Yes. DAVE: It’s the only sporting event where the hats are louder than the crowd. LANE: In 1954, the Supreme Court ruled in Brown v. Board of Education, declaring segregation in public schools unconstitutional. DAVE: A landmark ruling that helped dismantle Jim Crow—and proved that progress, while slow, still gallops forward. LANE: And in 1973, the Senate Watergate hearings aired live, launching America’s first binge-worthy political drama. No theme song, just tension. DAVE: Coming soon to Netflix: Wiretaps & Whiskey Breath: The Nixon Years.     🏳️‍🌈 EQUALITY & CULTURE LANE: In 2004, Massachusetts became the first U.S. state to legalize same-sex marriage. DAVE: A huge milestone that paved the way for nationwide recognition a decade later. LANE: Also today in 1990, the World Health Organization declassified homosexuality as a mental disorder. Late, but crucial. DAVE: And designated May 17th as International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia, and Biphobia—because decency shouldn’t require a diagnosis. LANE: Meanwhile, in 1987, Nike launched its “Revolution” ad using a Beatles track—marking the first time Beatles music was used in advertising. DAVE: Because nothing says rebellion like... a licensing deal with Nike. LANE: I saw that ad and immediately bought shoes and a vague sense of idealism.  Speaking of ads, let’s hear about today’s featured sponsor…     🎙️ AD BREAK – REALISTIC VERSION LANE: This episode of Touring History is brought to you by the Ball Mason Jar Facebook Group—home to over 100,000 members who know that a glass jar isn’t just a jar... it’s the original produce time machine. DAVE: Whether you're preserving your garden’s summer bounty, storing your great-grandmother’s jam recipe, or trying to make your pantry look like it belongs in a Pinterest dream home, this community has you covered. LANE: Seriously, if you've ever asked yourself, “Can I ferment this?”—someone in this group already has. And they probably posted a step-by-step guide... with photos. DAVE: You’ll find tips, inspiration, and just the right amount of obsession—plus answers to questions like how to test your seal, how to fix a failed batch, or how to turn a mason jar into a wedding centerpiece that somehow also holds soup. LANE: So whether you’re a seasoned canner or just found a box of jars in your grandma’s garage, join the Ball Mason Jar Facebook Group and connect with people who share your passion for pickles, preserves, and pretty labels. DAVE: The Ball Mason Jar Facebook Group—because freshness doesn’t have an expiration date.         🧠 THE WEIRD FILES DAVE: In 1980, French magician Gérard Majax attempted to expose hypnosis in advertising during a live TV broadcast. LANE: Did it work? DAVE: Unclear. But I now own seven baguette-themed throw pillows.     🧭 ODDS & ENDS LANE: In 1995, Jacques Chirac was elected president of France, starting a 12-year run…run Jacques, run! DAVE: And in 1970, explorer Thor Heyerdahl launched Ra II from Morocco to prove that transatlantic travel was possible with ancient Egyptian boats. LANE: He made it to Barbados in 57 days. It took me that long to cancel a gym membership. DAVE: In 2009, Sri Lanka declared victory in a 26-year civil war—one of the longest and most devastating conflicts in Asia’s modern history.     🎤 OUTRO LANE: And that’s your May 17th tour through time—no museum pass required. DAVE: We’ll be back tomorrow with more history, more facts, and more aggressive shoe metaphors. LANE: I’m Lane. DAVE: I’m Dave. BOTH: See you tomorrow! 🎶 OUTRO MUSIC FADES IN 00000225 00000225 00004E28 00004E28 0001BF0A 0001BF0A 00007E86 00007E86 0001BEF0 0001BEF0

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