There is a reason Jesus stayed single His whole life. It is simply because as The Messiah, He could always tell when the ladies want more than the Gospel. But since our Lord and Saviour ascended to the sky, we have redefined the concept of the missionary. It is a sad state of affairs, oh, how we find ourselves in relationships we have not planned for. Eloi Eloi Lama Sabachthani, My Lord My Lord, why have you forsaken me? Kenyan ladies don't just break your eggs, they also break your eggs. Get it?
Thank God, we gave our heart to Jesus. 

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