Nairobi is one big bedsitter and we are all just sharing the toilet. I don't know about you but moving out in Nairobi is like..well, moving out in Nairobi. When the caretaker is not giving you ideas of how to skip town, the caretaker's wife wants to tie you down with a kamjunior. 
It is impossible to succeed in this town when your neighbour keeps borrowing frivolous items like slat, sugar, cond...ensers. And by the way men, if your neighbour has never asked you to come and help change the lightbulb while in a towel, are they really you neighbour? This only works with a female neighbour...because a man in a towel is not appealing. I know, because I am writing this while in a towel. 
The funny thing is, people can't wait for you to move out. By the time you are packing, the landlord does not want you to kalia deposit and you are there moving out while someone else is moving in. So, consider the deposit non-refundable. In any case, you should have been the one depositing your...never mind. 
And, no matter how careful you are, something is going to get lost. Always. This is Murphy's law. This is Marlaw. This is the law of moving that will see a phone charger, birika, Chicago bulls boxer or T-shirt defy the law of physics and just vanish into thin air. But guess what? At least you helped change your neighbour's bulb...you know what I mean..?

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