Dame Yako ni Kiatu because she is my SoleMate #Ep17 ft Ortis Dundos

06/11/2023 1h 43min Temporada 7 Episodio 17

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Sex, drugs and alcohol isn’t the answer. Unless you are asking what I did over the weekend.

Which is funny, because Sauti Sol were performing this weekend. I don’t have the sauti, but I have one mic and trust me, it will touch your soul.

I have never understood the concept of relationships, friendships or may ships for that matter. My ancestors were thrown in the ocean, so you can understand why.

Besides, aren’t relation/situationships about two people deciding to commit so that they can stop using condoms? That’s why we brought in Ortis Dundos, all the way from USA (Ugenya, Siaya, Alego) to call us ni’ga and tell us how come he went to Vegas and came back with a Roysambu accent?

I maintain that love in Sakaja’s Kanairo are like earphones from Oraimo. Only working from one side.

Kuja unipigee. Niko Kinoo. Na uchunge! Kumechrome sana kama Pipu! Ukihata matope utakamyaga maf--!

PS: To get your ticket to our live show going down on 25 November at 910 James Gichuru Rd, please pay 1500 to Lipa na Mpesa Till No. 5620115.