Knowledge is power. Information is gold. Giving away either of them too soon is just plain stupid.
Think about it. Life is about hiding information. Am I lying? Then why haven’t you told your girlfriend about Susan from Accounts? And that new intern whom you promised to ‘show around the office’? I’m talking to you Nebuchadnezzar! Do you want me to gas you up? You and your mapenzi tight kuliko kifuniko ya gas!
You must be wondering what’s wrong with that. What’s wrong with them? What's wrong with them is what's wrong with all of us, which is just what's wrong in general: people talk too much!
It's like beckoning the world to look in your underwear drawer. It lays open your needs, your paucities, your anxieties, drawing attention away from your assets.
Here are the rules of engagement: whatever they ask, always say you don’t know. Who is Susan? I don’t know. Am I fat? I don’t know, do you feel fat? Babe, si you know I have always wanted to be a (w)rapper; do you think Diana Marua and I can collabo? Urm…I don’t know!
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Thank you for coming to our live recording for the #SeriousLaughsEdition. There’s no us, without ‘u’.

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